Thursday, April 5, 2012

Breaking News!

Comminication devices have finally reached a strong enough signal to send out this emergency AHTCK Squad update;

A couple of weeks ago, we were on our weekly trip to the city to collect supplies and replenish our non-radiated water. Shortly after our supply run had begun, we were unfortunately attacked by zombies. Though we are all excellent zombie fighters, they did take us by surprise. They came out of nowhere and immediately began to rock our heavily armored vehicle as we barrelled down the dirt roads towards the city. Soon enough, they had managed to drive us off the road where the vehicle flipped and we all lost conciuosness.

Upon waking up, our vehicle was gone, our weapons delpleated and hundreds, if not, THOUSANDS of re-dead zombies were sprawled all around us. On my forhead, a hand written note;

Tim,
Thanks for everything. I've had a lot of fun and I'll never forget the times we had. Unfortunately I need to return to my home planet of TedNugentia X. Cats are going crazy. Might have some kind of fever. I'll stay in touch. Love, Cody

Okay but honestly, Cody has decieded to go his own way - there are no hard feelings here and we all wish the best to Cody in all of his future endevours. Thanks so much for being part of the first official completed leg of AHTCK - You helped shape this band into the awesome hard rock power house that it has become. Thanks for all the laughs and all the great memories. Don't catch that cat scratch fever on TedNugentia X.

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